During intermission at the ballet or opera, does that suave
hedge fund manager approach you with a devil-may-care smile, only to mistake
you for an usher? In the break room at work, do men ignore you or ask you to
fetch their coffee like you were a cocker spaniel? Are you worried about
becoming a doddering spinster, watching reruns of Bonanza and wondering why Adam left the Ponderosa?
In her landmark book, Cigarette
Glamour: Add A Hazy Veil To Your Allure!, outspoken Atlanta society doyenne Constance Fontanne
reveals a simple yet painful secret every modern gal needs to hear: what is
known is often ignored. To surmount the commonplace life of the woe-is-me-zer,
women must add mystery to their delicate facades. Her prescription: the hazy
veil of Cigarette Glamour!
Based on years of rigorous research at her country club,
Miss Fontanne shares examples of glamorous women who became more fascinating
once they lit a token of allure. Women like Audrey Hepburn, Jackie Onassis, and
personal friend Geraldine “Binx” Beachum who rescued her husband from the
jungles of South America after a native
insurrection due to a cable TV outage. Or, Fitzi Fitzroger, her roommate from
finishing school, who used Cigarette Glamour as a launching pad to a career in
extreme bull riding.

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